IF OUR SERVICES WERE COCKTAILS…
Not as fun as responsibly-drunk booze, but they get the job done.
Welcome to Big Me. Step under the velvet rope, check your coat in and head over to the neon-drenched bar. Have some posh nuts. Let the sultry sounds of our only CD, The Best of Café del Mar, wash over you. Nod politely to the other punters – we’re all friends here. Nice.
Peruse our drinks menu.
These digital action beverages will quench your thirst for e-commerce success, served with all the pizazz of Tom Cruise in Cocktail (when he’s really good at it):
🍸 THE MENU
🍸 Click Tease
(Email, SMS & Automation Focused)
For brands that want every customer interaction to be irresistible. We’ll shake up your email game with automation that’s as smooth as a cheeky midweek G&T.
Ingredients: Email platform setup or critique, automation strategy, email copywriting, and an engagement-driven roadmap.
Price: £800+VAT
🍸 We Come for E-Comm
(Platform Optimisation Focused)
Ready to give your e-commerce site a proper once-over? This cocktail is all about smooth performance, irresistible UX, and boosting your conversion rate – for a site they’ll come back to, time and again.
Ingredients: UX and performance audit, conversion strategy, and a bespoke action plan.
Price: £800+VAT
🍸 Triffic Traffic
(Paid Ads Focused)
Need a dose of high-vis awareness? Our Triffic Traffic mix brings paid ads expertise to your brand, attracting all the right eyes and turning them into loyal customers – all while keeping a close eye on your budget.
Ingredients: Account audit, performance strategy, and a custom ad plan that’s clickworthy.
Price: £800+VAT
Confused by the cocktail metaphors? Us too.
But drop us a line using the form here and we’ll get in to the nittiest of grittiest about how we can save you a lot of e-comm-induced headaches.
Perhaps you’re looking TO GO STEADY
🍹 The HOTline
(On-Call Guidance – Monthly Retainer)
For when you need a little extra support, dial into our e-commerce HOTline. From strategy SOS calls to performance tweaks, we’ll be there with advice and a cheeky pep talk (or two).
Includes: Four 30-minute check-ins each month for ongoing guidance and support.
Price: £800+VAT/month
🍹 The Quill & Ink
(Stink-free Copywriting on Tap – SEO, Branding, Email & Ads)
You pick the style, we pour it over the cold rocks of your business. From SEO magic to brand storytelling, email rizz to catchy ads, and even a touch of packaging poetry, we’ve got you covered. We write in ways your customers get, not just the marketers.
Includes: Custom copywriting support across SEO, branding, emails, ads, packaging, and presentations to keep your voice fresh and messaging sharp.
Price: £800+VAT/month
🍹 Deep & Dirty Dive
(Advanced Analytics Reporting)
Let’s get into the nitty-gritty – data has all the answers, and we’re not afraid to dig deep. Our Deep & Dirty Dive pulls out every insight worth knowing so you can make smarter moves.
Includes: A custom report with insights specific to your chosen boost package.
Price: £400+VAT
🍹 The Full Ruddy Monty
(Hands-On Assist – Custom Implementation Support)
For those who want the full works. When it’s time to get hands-on, we’ll roll up our sleeves and make things happen, from strategy to execution. Get the results you need with Big Me’s Full Monty service.
Includes: One full day of support to bring your plan to life.
Price: £800+VAT